Everyone knows that who owns 🪑 is short Bitcoin.

The question is, if there is an exchange that offers perpetual swaps on btc/🪑 pair and allows to go long on it. That would solve issues of millions of chairless people. And there's money (btc) to be made!

I think it should be financed by 🪑-making factories as a way to create more demand for their products. Next level of Bitcoin finance!