This is horrible, but it pushes us to what I've been saying for some time now - we need to embrace Progressive web apps more. Deploy them from our own home nodes.
Twitter has a pretty good PWA, I removed native app and use the web one only. If we do this, we won't need any store's approval. No politics and tocs required.
The slides are from my presentation Cypherpunk visions and trends 2023-2025, which talks about the content from the ebook by the same name.